Marmite

[wobbegong]

Where's the "I like Vegemite instead as it tastes more Marmity than Marmite" option?

No it doesn't, it's weaker.

You can get extra-fermented super-duper strength marmite these days, just the thing for a jaded palate.

I had some sort of 'black label' marmite recently, to be honest, I could tell it apart from the normal stuff, certainly not worth the extra cost.