My mental picture of certain CUK posters

[DimPrawn]

You can tell Janey's back.

All the perv's have perked up.

[privateeye]

I was only inviting PI!

like the sound of that party

[janey]

You can tell Janey's back.

All the perv's have perked up.

ah but only briefly!
I'm away on my pampering break as of tomorrow until friday and then I'm moving at the weekend and I won't have internet access

[janey]

like the sound of that party

yeah just me and you ... you can show me how to use all your PI instruments... since I'm going to be a PI in training an' all

do I get a macintosh and a trilby as part of my starters pack?

[sasguru]

You can tell Janey's back.

All the perv's have perked up.

Yes don't know which is more sad, the flirter or the flirtees.

[The Lone Gunman]

You can tell Janey's back.

All the perv's have perked up.

<lurch mode>You rang?????</Lurch mode>

[janey]

Yes don't know which is more sad, the flirter or the flirtees.

I don't flirt

[Spartacus]

Blimey, all the contractors who've never met a woman other than their mums are popping up again. Why is it that whenever Janey posts something in here it sounds like walking past Battersea Dogs' Home at feeding time?

[privateeye]

do I get a macintosh and a trilby as part of my starters pack?

No - far more sophisticated than that these days. Lots of hidden camera gadgets and trickery to fool the best of them.

[sasguru]

Blimey, all the contractors who've never met a woman other than their mums are popping up again. Why is it that whenever Janey posts something in here it sounds like walking past Battersea Dogs' Home at feeding time?

Yes there seems to be a certain quota of late virgins here. Not unknown in IT circles I suppose.