I got an Ipad for Christmas

[Old Greg]

Do you have sex outdoors?

Is that a proposition?

[EternalOptimist]

Do you have sex outdoors?

Have you never stood outside with your loved one, and gazed upwards , marvelling at the wonders of the night sky, filled with spiritual awe ?

or do you nudge her towards the rockery wondering if you drop a pound coin will she bend over to pick it up

[TheFaQQer]

WTF do I do with it?

Ask yourself - will it blend?

[Old Greg]

Have you never stood outside with your loved one, and gazed upwards , marvelling at the wonders of the night sky, filled with spiritual awe ?

or do you nudge her towards the rockery wondering if you drop a pound coin will she bend over to pick it up

I can't imagine Dodgy dropping a pound coin.

[SimonMac]

Touche I think a more accurate statement is that we have solved a problem and created another one

If I only have the one problem with my agent I consider that a good relationship!

[SimonMac]

I can't imagine Dodgy dropping a pound coin.

If he does I bet it hits him on the back of the head as he gets down quickly to pick it up

[Clever Hans]

[IR35 Avoider]

WTF do I do with it?

Any children? My wife was given one six months ago, downloaded several screenfuls of apps for children, mostly educational games, and 18 month-old is a proficient and enthusiastic user. (She does regularly drop it on the living room wood floor though, so she's not allowed to use it unsupervised any more.)