Labour tips

[Paddy]

Now we are at Term + 5. We saw the midwife this morning for a "sweep"

She couldn't do it. All things are still in carrying mode and not in plopping out mode.

So the midwife suggested :

A hot curry
Pineaple
Fnar fnar

So this afternoon I cooked a very hot curry from scratch. I fed her fresh pineapple.

I believe suity will be retiring early this evening

I bet it will resemble AtW…… (the afterbirth I mean)

[Zippy]

SY02 must be VERY pissed off by now, poor lass.

Good luck with the fnaar, fnaar.

[suityou01]

SY02 must be VERY pissed off by now, poor lass.

Good luck with the fnaar, fnaar.

She is indeed. It's put a bit of a dampner on Christmas. :

Curry was awesome

[mudskipper]

She is indeed. It's put a bit of a dampner on Christmas. :

Yeah, I guess the prospect of fnaar, fnaar might do that to her.

Curry and sex? Did a man come up with that? Only time till it's suggested that watching the footie is also a sure fire way to induce labour (although not till the match is finished, or god help her!)

[shaunbhoy]

Have you tried bleeding her radiators?