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    #51
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I have just been informed I got the gig.
    Nice one. Well done. I'm happy for you.

    Now go get 'em yah big palookah.

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      #52
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      I have just been informed I got the gig.
      Well done fella.

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        #53
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        I have just been informed I got the gig.
        Suity old chap, didn't I tell you that your were a kick ass killer ?

        Don't listen to all these non-ents that tell you you're a bedwetter.

        Get in there and kick some arse. Take no prisoners.

        (Oh, and lastly, get a bleedin' vasectomy !!)

        Congrats Champ !!
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #54
          Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
          Suity old chap, didn't I tell you that your were a kick ass killer ?

          Don't listen to all these non-ents that tell you you're a bedwetter.

          Get in there and kick some arse. Take no prisoners.

          (Oh, and lastly, get a bleedin' vasectomy !!)

          Congrats Champ !!
          Awww you're so good a damning with faint praise

          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #55
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Awww you're so good a damning with faint praise

            I've talked you up and encouraged you all through this.

            Carpe Diem Suity, Carpe Diem !

            Or, the CUK version, Carpe Vagina
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #56
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              I've talked you up and encouraged you all through this.

              Carpe Diem Suity, Carpe Diem !

              Or, the CUK version, Carpe Vagina
              carpe vaginam

              Otherwise you're using the vocative case, 'Seize, o vagina!'

              Which is a bit weird.

              Well done suity. Say it: 'I'm the man!'

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                #57
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                carpe vaginam

                Otherwise you're using the vocative case, 'Seize, o vagina!'

                Which is a bit weird.

                Well done suity. Say it: 'I'm the man!'

                Sorry boss, but I don't actually speak Latin, so I have to ad lib.......
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #58
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                  Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 9 June 2022, 16:42.

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    Sorry boss, but I don't actually speak Latin, so I have to ad lib.......
                    The actual meaning of 'vagina' in Latin is 'sheath'.

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                      #60
                      Carpe diem et vaginae
                      Me, me, me...

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