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False memories - proof of the matrix or parallel universe?

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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You do realise that's in the 3rd episode of the 2nd round of StarWars crap don't you?




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      #12
      I must be in the same universe because I thought he fell in a river of lava as well, which smarted.

      Lost a few parts he did, but they rebuilt him.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        I must be in the same universe because I thought he fell in a river of lava as well, which smarted.

        Lost a few parts he did, but they rebuilt him.
        I must have the same false memory as I remember a character called Hans Solo, however when I watched Star Wars Episode One, there was no such character.... WEIRD????

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          #14
          Originally posted by PAH View Post

          Every time we sleep we wake up in a slightly different parallel universe where certain things we remember are no longer true.
          If you're seriously asking whether a slight change in the pattern of your brain's electrical and/or chemical signals causes it to (temporarily) enter a parallel universe, wouldn't boiling a cup of tea, or doing practically anything that involves a far greater change of energy or chemical composition do the same?
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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            If you're seriously asking whether a slight change in the pattern of your brain's electrical and/or chemical signals causes it to (temporarily) enter a parallel universe, wouldn't boiling a cup of tea, or doing practically anything that involves a far greater change of energy or chemical composition do the same?
            Ah no. The point is that you only perceive your id has moved between parallel universes into a near-identical body. Probably.

            Or not.

            As to how that might happen, we just don't know. Not even sas.

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              #16
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I distinctly remember being married to a beautiful sexy woman, living in a giant mansion, being witty, handsome and having £1M in the bank.
























              Yep, just checked, still true.




              Dim,

              u r da man

              excellent


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                #17
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                I distinctly remember that wanking was allowed in the office
                Like this?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  I distinctly remember that wanking was allowed in the office
                  Now this is the CUK I know and love
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by PAH View Post
                    Realised another false memory last night and it's time someone did a study into whether they prove we are in the matrix or my personal theory:

                    2. Was watching an old 70s horror movie last night called Fright starring Dennis Waterman and the super-sexy (at the time) Susan George. I remember watching the movie as a kid as part of the usual friday night horror movie broadcasts, but always remembered Dennis Waterman being hung from a tree and being discovered by the babysitter. Not according to the movie I watched last night.

                    So something is playing silly buggers with my memory.
                    Did he write the theme tune and sing the theme tune?
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      But, oddly, he never went into slow motion whilst making a very strange noise like the 6 million dollar man of immortal memory.

                      Six Million Dollar Man (Steve Austin Running) - YouTube
                      6 million dollars was a lot of money in those days too. Even his eye made a noise?

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