Originally posted by zeitghost
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False memories - proof of the matrix or parallel universe?
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I must be in the same universe because I thought he fell in a river of lava as well, which smarted.
Lost a few parts he did, but they rebuilt him.Comment
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI must be in the same universe because I thought he fell in a river of lava as well, which smarted.
Lost a few parts he did, but they rebuilt him.Comment
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Originally posted by PAH View Post
Every time we sleep we wake up in a slightly different parallel universe where certain things we remember are no longer true.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostIf you're seriously asking whether a slight change in the pattern of your brain's electrical and/or chemical signals causes it to (temporarily) enter a parallel universe, wouldn't boiling a cup of tea, or doing practically anything that involves a far greater change of energy or chemical composition do the same?
Or not.
As to how that might happen, we just don't know. Not even sas.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI distinctly remember being married to a beautiful sexy woman, living in a giant mansion, being witty, handsome and having £1M in the bank.
Yep, just checked, still true.
Dim,
u r da man
excellent
Milan.Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI distinctly remember that wanking was allowed in the office+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by PAH View PostRealised another false memory last night and it's time someone did a study into whether they prove we are in the matrix or my personal theory:
2. Was watching an old 70s horror movie last night called Fright starring Dennis Waterman and the super-sexy (at the time) Susan George. I remember watching the movie as a kid as part of the usual friday night horror movie broadcasts, but always remembered Dennis Waterman being hung from a tree and being discovered by the babysitter. Not according to the movie I watched last night.
So something is playing silly buggers with my memory."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostBut, oddly, he never went into slow motion whilst making a very strange noise like the 6 million dollar man of immortal memory.
Six Million Dollar Man (Steve Austin Running) - YouTubeComment
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