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    #11
    It's a scale model by Airfix, as shown on James May's Toy Stories.

    All the real spitfires have been exported.
    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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      #12
      I have a pilot's manual for a wartime Spitfire. That's a start.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
        I have a pilot's manual for a wartime Spitfire. That's a start.
        Instructions:

        1. Get the ground monkeys to blazzo the old crate
        round the side of the NAAFI.
        2. Jump the chocks and hump it into the blue stuff.
        3. Follow Mickey and Yadders down to the Big Smoke.
        4. Pop Jerry one right up the honker.
        5. Back to Blighters for crumpets.

        Appendix A:

        1. Keep the old blinkers peeled for the Hun in the Sun. Modgers didn't, and he's 43ft under Kenters now.

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          #14
          Originally posted by dang65 View Post
          Instructions:

          1. Get the ground monkeys to blazzo the old crate
          round the side of the NAAFI.
          2. Jump the chocks and hump it into the blue stuff.
          3. Follow Mickey and Yadders down to the Big Smoke.
          4. Pop Jerry one right up the honker.
          5. Back to Blighters for crumpets.

          Appendix A:

          1. Keep the old blinkers peeled for the Hun in the Sun. Modgers didn't, and he's 43ft under Kenters now.
          Bally Jerry, pranged his kite, right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
          The vegetarian option.

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            #15
            Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
            Bally Jerry, pranged his kite, right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
            Did they know of Bertie Mee in the war?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
              Did they know of Bertie Mee in the war?
              'They' didn't say.
              The vegetarian option.

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                #17
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                'They' didn't say.
                Ah, taps nose eh?

                I guess they took those secrets to their graves.

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