Do you believe in Nibiru?

[darmstadt]

Nuru Massage - YouTube

Well there you go. I just assumed it was called an oil massage with a happy ending.

the ones on Youporn are much more interesting...so I've heard

[Lockhouse]

'Ere, I read somewhere that you could be fined for that sort of thing later on in the war.

And not trivial amounts of money.

As in £30 or so.

Which was a fortune in the 40s.

I also read about some unfortunate shopkeeper being done for selling stuff at a halfpenny above the approved price.

He was fined something like £350.

Which was about 3 houses worth back then.

My Great-uncle was invalided out of the Second World War on mental health grounds (probably feigned) and used to sell black market goods out of the back of his Morris van in South London.

[BA to the Stars]

Was his surname Walker by any chance?

[BrilloPad]

Every time I see this thread I think of this

Sounds good if performed by mudskipper/zippy/dallas.

Knowing my luck I would get MF.