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Anyone recommend a robot vacumn cleaner ?
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Just because he's naked, it doesn't mean he won't follow your cleaning instructions and move around to polish knobs, clean behind your radiators etc. -
This is where you're theory falls down. No man has ever cleaned behind a radiator.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostJust because he's naked, it doesn't mean he won't follow your cleaning instructions and move around to polish knobs, clean behind your radiators etc.
I do polish my knob quite regularly though.
Nudity precludes the use of hardcore chemicals to clean the oven IMO. Too risky.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Get wood flooring and one of those big industrial sized brushes. It will only take 10 seconds to sweep the floor more effectively than a vacuum 'cleaner' with the power consumption of an usherettes torch.Comment
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Oi! This isn't Mumsnet you know.Originally posted by sbakoola View PostAnyone recommend a robot vacumn cleaner ?
its for a London flat. I just cannot be bothered to get the Dyson out no more to pick up all the 'bits' of fluff from socks etc.
There are different models and I dunno what the difference is, I know they're meant to dock and power up automatically but what is your experience of them ?Comment
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Are there any that can do navigate stairs yet? Quite a common feature in many houses, I want Robocop not ED209.Comment
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I've actually had 2 Roomba's but that's only because I came back from a contract once to find that my electronic cleaning pet had a large dent in the top of it and no longer seemed to function of which mental ex gf chef knew absolutely nothing about other than "it stopped working"
That isn't to say the build quality is anything far from great but it doesn't match up to an east european fruitcake alone in the house.
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I phoned naked cleaners and asked for a robot cleaner, and they sent me this.
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...pt-d35v5pb.png
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