Free Beer for Sockies

[Churchill]

None. But they are all ****ing expensive!!!

ftfy

[northernladyuk]

Prada

Can I have a new Mulberry instead?

If you're finished with your old one, dearie, I could do with something to carry my work gear in.

[GreenLabel]

Ohhhh russell, your -ve rep is so harsh.

Gimp.

I particularly like the colour scheme. "Impotence Grey" is so fetching.

[Zippy]

Fruit based drink for female sockies btw.

Provide 5 accounts and get a free Prada handbag.

You need to up your offer. Oh ......