Roast chicken tomorrow

[Cliphead]

Smegma heads

Anyway, as long as CH serves decent wine and a fresh fruit dessert I'm sure all will be well.

Always a good wine but haven't decided on that yet, my preferred dessert is always fruit based cooked or fresh.

[suityou01]

Always a good wine but haven't decided on that yet, my preferred dessert is always fruit based cooked or fresh.

I thought it was always a fruit based drink for the lady?

[Cliphead]

I thought it was always a fruit based drink for the lady?

If Rohypnol is derived from some citrus derivitive then sorted.

[PRC1964]

Get some butter, salt, pepper, garlic and herbs, mix them up and then use a spoon to push them between the skin and the fleshall over the breast then roast as normal. You'll wind up with moist seasoned chicken rather than dry tasteless breast.

NB: This will probably not work on a battery chicken as the skin will rip.

[suityou01]

If Rohypnol is derived from some citrus derivitive then sorted.

No, that's the "special" coffee you serve at the end.

[MarillionFan]

I'd never dick a chicken

Seems it's all in the veg and some subtlety with the chook.

You need a lot of masking tape.

[Freamon]

Normal stuffing from a box but with finely chopped onion and apricots (not too much) mixed in.

Add some sticks of carrot, quartered onion, celery and bay leaves to the roast potatoes, place them under the chicken to get roasted veg.

[TestMangler]

Yeah. I concur. Don't dick with the chicken.

Absolutely, especially if you intend to eat it afterwards

[portseven]

Rub it with a mixture of mango chutney and butter, and put a couple of parboiled lemons in the hole

[Freamon]

One final important tip: Basting. That is all.