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Office Walks - Whats your style?
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Wouldn't that be more like a burger or steak then?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
18", thick sausage.Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post18" thick is a big fat fooker!Comment
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But enough about you, how do you walk in the office?Originally posted by russell View Post18", thick sausage.Hard Brexit now!
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Might be 3' long!Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWouldn't that be more like a burger or steak then?Just saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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No particular walk style but it's often via the cute pmo analyst round the corner. Oh yes.It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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There is only one contractor walk:

Except when you want to leave early, in which case it should be like ninja on rice paper.Comment
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How very true. In fact, I'll attempt that manoevre (sp?) very shortly...Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostExcept when you want to leave early, in which case it should be like ninja on rice paper.Comment
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They make you get the water as well as the tea and coffee?Originally posted by NervousRexx View Postvia the jugs in the officeCoffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostHerta. No real meat in it and only a fat woman would go near it.

Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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