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>masturbating
And you should know...
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Was that to janey?Originally posted by MordacAnd you should know...
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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When in the the building trade many many years ago I drove a yellow ex telecom van and had to every day go over the severn bridge. I picked up work mates on the way and they would lie down in the back so out of sight. One day a jerk in a merc came speeding up behind me flashing lights hand signals etc etc. Didn't think anything of it until we got to the queue at the severn bridge, the 2 workmates in the back thought they would get out and stretch their legs whilst we queued up to pay. The driver of the merc and his passenger who pulled up immediately behind must have thought they were coming for them and jumped out of their car and ran for it - just left the car on the M4.Comment
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OH,
It was the Hoggs Back so eyes open 2nite
I get paid to write it not copmile it!Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Nope, Sasguru - I've edited for clarity.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by privateeyeWhen in the the building trade many many years ago I drove a yellow ex telecom van and had to every day go over the severn bridge. I picked up work mates on the way and they would lie down in the back so out of sight. One day a jerk in a merc came speeding up behind me flashing lights hand signals etc etc. Didn't think anything of it until we got to the queue at the severn bridge, the 2 workmates in the back thought they would get out and stretch their legs whilst we queued up to pay. The driver of the merc and his passenger who pulled up immediately behind must have thought they were coming for them and jumped out of their car and ran for it - just left the car on the M4.
Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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The jury's outOriginally posted by NoddY"spelling mistake" not "spelling-mistake"?We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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And I suppose you've never cracked one off in your life?Originally posted by MordacNope, Sasguru - I've edited for clarity.Hard Brexit now!
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There's cracking one of and being epicurean about it.
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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