Sometimes it really isn't safe to go in the water.

[shaunbhoy]

If he survives then he's been lucky. Lack of legs isn't that debilitating these days, providing he can use those spring things like that athlete competed with recently.

He can also get some flipper attachments for when he's feeling brave enough to go back in the water.

With all the advances in medical science, that event might only be a short hop away for him.

[shaunbhoy]

After all, worse things happen at sea.

And from here on in, he'll be legless every night.

[TinTrump]

he can use those spring things like that athlete

Are we talking Zebedee from The Magic Roundabaout?