I'm touching myself......
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Originally posted by FleetwoodI'm touching myself......"Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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Every time Janey comes on here I am reminded of that scene in Silence of the Lambs where Agent Starling interviews Lecter for the first time - ie she has to walk past all the gibbering lunatics who haven't seen a woman in years....Comment
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Originally posted by interestedEvery time Janey comes on here I am reminded of that scene in Silence of the Lambs where Agent Starling interviews Lecter for the first time - ie she has to walk past all the gibbering lunatics who haven't seen a woman in years...."Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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Originally posted by janeybe careful you don't rub it off!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI thought that was the general idea?......... Whats wrong with wearing the wifes underwear, we all do it dont we?.......... oh bugger just me again then...............I'll get me coat!
so you're saying you don't want a chipolata at all?!?!!!!
surely that would make you a girly!"Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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Originally posted by janeyto rub it off?!
so you're saying you don't want a chipolata at all?!?!!!!
surely that would make you a girly!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanNO NO NO you cheeky girl. You know what I meant, as in rub it till it goes off!!!!!"Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostOh Dear(tm)... your last name isn't Bobbit by any chance, Janey?"Well behaved women rarely make history"Comment
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