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Wife is away til Wednesday next week.
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<insert w@nk like a monkey smiley here>What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Eat, drink and play to excess.
Over-do it all so much that that when your wife does return, your body physically craves celery, green tea and early nights.Comment
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Saturday: Join a Speed Dating meeting down the road and see how many phone numbers you can get by telling the ladies you're an astronaut.
Sunday: Invite the neighbours round for a Cinzano or two followed by Naked Twister.
Hope this helps...Comment
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Clean the house until it's absolutely spoltless. Then do all those little DIY jobs that you keep meaning to get done. Do a grocery shop and get all of her favourite things. Then go shopping in town and buy her a lavish present and some beautiful flowers. She'll be delighted!Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostClean the house until it's absolutely spoltless. Then do all those little DIY jobs that you keep meaning to get done. Do a grocery shop and get all of her favourite things. Then go shopping in town and buy her a lavish present and some beautiful flowers. She'll be delighted!Hard Brexit now!
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As a joke leave a pair of strange panties in the bed,"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou're on the wrong forum. Mumsnet is over there.Comment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostAs a joke leave a pair of strange panties in the bed,Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostClean the house until it's absolutely spoltless. Then do all those little DIY jobs that you keep meaning to get done. Do a grocery shop and get all of her favourite things. Then go shopping in town and buy her a lavish present and some beautiful flowers. She'll be delighted!
Originally posted by Paddy View PostAs a joke leave a pair of strange panties in the bed,
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