New neighbours

[SimonMac]

Just when you thought Luton couldn't get any worse

[Sockpuppet]

Nearby, a traveller in a distinctive white homburg was holding court with reporters. 'Don’t give them your name, Eamonn,' a woman shouted from behind.

Classic.

[Clippy]

Cousin Suity has offered to put them up.

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I'm sure SY01 will give them a suitable welcome.

[MarillionFan]

I'm sure SY01 will give them a suitable welcome.

Suity apologised to the barman for that and now he's allowed back as long as wipes up after himself.

[Clippy]

Suity apologised to the barman for that and now he's allowed back as long as wipes up after himself.

I meant this bit:

So I was in the pub tonight and I put my coin down on the pool table and waited my turn, after an hour my turn was due (as I was keeping tabs on things) and my turn was taken by someone else (part of the new family of Irish (Dubliners, possibly pikeys)) that now seem to own the pub - the same folks that gave me the grief initially. My turn was denied by all of them.

I moaned.

They got stroppy,

They offered me outside.
I lost it. Properly. Went postal.


I went outside and offered them out as well, went proper mental. Proper lost it.
Proper out of character for me, but I had had enough.

They backed off, cowards that they are.

[MarillionFan]

I meant this bit:

It was an 18 year old in a green top, but I see where you're going.

[Clippy]

It was an 18 year old in a green top, but I see where you're going.

[Moscow Mule]

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

[Zoiderman]

Hmm, dirty developers applied for, and received, planning permission, for 4 townhouses behind my house. No problem thinks me, and off I went to work in edinburgh for 9 months. When I came back, 32 flats had taken their place. On appeal, I was told that planning was refused for the flats, to which the developers went to the office of the deputy prime minister to appeal and it was granted as 'sustainable development', and allowed due to feckin labours policy of more inhabitation per sq. ft.

All now used as social housing.

As for the pikeys, I chastised one the other day for littering and he threatened to stab me. He couldn't have been more than 13. More and more reason to disappear to somewhere less tolerant of the scrotes. Next time you go to France, have a look see where the French councils allow the pikeys to camp. It's not the green green acres of home, but normally on motorway underpasses, train interchanges and the like.

I like this...