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    #21
    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    c) Touch a secretary's pert young breasts.

    hth
    That's what I fantasise about when I'm not posting crap here.
    Excuse I'm off to touch etc... May be some time.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #22
      Originally posted by Fleetwood
      agency's

      F in "We did this yesterday" mode
      The problem with rote learning is that one doesn't get taught the foundations necessary to formulate the correct answers.
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #23
        Oi've never seen Permie at the crossroads... nice Miss Diane says she's seen Ken Dodd but never seen no permie.. an she should know

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          #24
          Originally posted by Fleetwood
          As for the notice period, this can be reduced to nothing by one of the following methods. There are no doubt others.

          a) Have a tommy at work under the desk.
          b) Call your boss a seeyouenntee.
          c) Touch a secretary's pert young breasts.
          d) Ostentatiously read a newspaper/a copy of Big Ones Special Older Woman/La Philosophie dans le Boudoir (delete as appropriate) all day long until marched from premises.

          My advice to you Mr P. is resign and JFDI.

          hth
          Oi find going out fer a spanner werks fer me

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            #25
            Originally posted by Jabberwocky
            Are you benny ?

            Yes

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              #26
              Yes, but Jabberwocky is still a Benny, the indefinite article, so to speak.

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                #27
                Permie at crossroads...

                ...gets run over by a big lorry for being an indecisive plank.

                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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