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    #11
    SY02 has turned crazy with this pregnancy. The silent treatment would be awesome but I have instead "Pregzillla"!

    Decorate the front room. Do it faster. God I hate all this mess. Isn't it done yet?

    I'm not letting you in the house because I want a hug from you.....

    And my personal favourite.

    Had the hump with me all day because she dreamt I cheated on her.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Ten days. Luxury.

      Mine cannot manage 10 minutes. In fact is the opposite. Never leave the house or go to bed on a bad note and so will hound me around the house after an argument. Drives me fricking crazy.
      At least you've got a bit of quiet now that the neighbour's hammering her.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        At least you've got a bit of quiet now that the neighbour's hammering her.
        0ne huuuuuuuuuuuundred and faaaaaaaaawty
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Had the hump with me all day because she dreamt I cheated on her.
          That is not just a pregnancy-induced delusion. My missus quite regularly berates me because I have somehow misbehaved in her little dreamworld. As if I somehow have some control over the deranged workings of her scatterbrained mind.

          “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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            #15
            Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
            That is not just a pregnancy-induced delusion. My missus quite regularly berates me because I have somehow misbehaved in her little dreamworld. As if I somehow have some control over the deranged workings of her scatterbrained mind.

            It always amazes me how your missus gets so
            upset about these 'dreams'. As I explained to her last
            time, Female Ewoks don't exist and if they did Shaun
            still couldn't pull one.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #16
              Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
              You been upsetting her by wanting the lioness on a cheesegrater thing again?
              Would that upset you?
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #17
                Its like a support group for bitter married blokes in here.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  Its like a support group for bitter married blokes in here.
                  what do you mean "like"?

                  Although I'm sure Sas will be along shortl to explain how he keeps his family in check
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    Its like a support group for bitter married blokes in here.
                    Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like bitter and lime.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a ruptured cartilage!
                      FTFY
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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