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It all started going wrong when they both signed up to a braincell timeshare. OG gets to use it 8 weeks of the year and Shaunbhoy gets it for another 8 weeks of the year. The other 36 it's unused. Only another month before Shaun gets a go.Originally posted by Craic View PostOld Greg and Shaunbhoy prove the truth of the old saying - that two halfwits don't make a wit.
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Is this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIt all started going wrong when they both signed up to a braincell timeshare. OG gets to use it 8 weeks of the year and Shaunbhoy gets it for another 8 weeks of the year. The other 36 it's unused. Only another month before Shaun gets a go.
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We tried fitting it but there was too much bone.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIs this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?Comment
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Yeah come on Newbies. Craic will lead you into battle in this hostile environment..........Originally posted by Craic View PostJoin up!
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I'll take the six weeks during the summer and the two half terms. Won't need it for contract work might actually makeOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIs this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?
me do some work.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oi SB, that was the wrong question.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostIs this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?
Your question should've been something along the lines of "**** me, how long did it take for you to work out that 16 + 36 is indeed 52, did an adult help?"
Anyway, that's my morning growl out of the way.
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You can always find someone. BTW does your mum still help you dress for work or are you using a home help now?Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi SB, that was the wrong question.
Your question should've been something along the lines of "**** me, how long did it take for you to work out that 16 + 36 is indeed 52, did an adult help?"
Anyway, that's my morning growl out of the way.
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