Official CUK Dragons Den thread

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I take it the books will use thin paper which is soft, strong and very, very long.

That will be the Unlimited Edition.

So here's my current prediction of AtW's forthcoming masterpiece:

Volume One: SKA, All Your Website Belong To Us
Volume Two: Squirrels, Watch You're Nuts
Volume Three: Lunch, The Potnoodlers Compendium
Volume Four: Economic, With The Facts
Volume Five: Sofa So Good
Volume Six: <placeholder>