Originally posted by DimPrawn
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It sounds to me as if it was just MF wearing a dress and talking to himself in front of a mirror.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIt sounds to me as if it was just MF wearing a dress and talking to himself in front of a mirror.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIve told you before. I'm not interested. Try your local toilets.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAlready have but the mood was spoiled by the scrawled ads of: '400 pound Yank looking for lunchtime love - fetch my prolapsed rectum thru glory hole.'
Didn't realise your dad was American.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMmm.
Didn't realise your dad was American.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostFTFYComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLine 1. Got a call on line 1 for a Mr Dimprawn. It's a Mr Pot.
Dim prawn is not black.
Is he?
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAlready have but the mood was spoiled by the scrawled ads of: '400 pound Yank looking for lunchtime love - fetch my prolapsed rectum thru glory hole.'
Any post that features the words 'prolapsed' and 'rectum' get my vote.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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