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Perhaps that why you're struggling to get a contract? Offering a handjob to an interviewer? RichardCranium has been offering blowies for the last six months and he's still struggling. Up your offer.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Thanks for the offer.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIf a well respected poster had a point I may listen to it. Seeing as it's you though have a
If a hot bird offered me that I may consider it. Seeing as its a tedious, dull, male, failed IT contractor, I think I'll pass.Hard Brexit now!
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Trixie Loverocket.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat should I call my daughter though?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostYou tell 'em Suity
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Very sad, I really don't miss the UK. I have people here to do that sort of thing for me.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI just got a sarnie from pret, I'm looking forward to it, I am also looking forward to the cup of tea I just made, I'm going to leave the tea bag in so it is nice and strong. I don't put milk in my tea so I don't get involved with the milk wars in here which is ok, I wonder what I will do for lunch tomorrow...Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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The benchwarmer.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThanks for the offer.
If a hot bird offered me that I may consider it. Seeing as its a tedious, dull, male, failed IT contractor, I think I'll pass.
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I found a grey pubic hair today.
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Interesting. Being male is only 3rd on your list. That would be the deal breaker for me but you seem to place less importance on it than being tedious or dull.Originally posted by sasguru View PostThanks for the offer.
If a hot bird offered me that I may consider it. Seeing as its a tedious, dull, male, failed IT contractor, I think I'll pass.Comment
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You should really go for a younger model.Originally posted by Paddy View PostI found a grey pubic hair today.

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That's what a Boarding School Education buys you.Originally posted by Bunk View PostInteresting. Being male is only 3rd on your list. That would be the deal breaker for me but you seem to place less importance on it than being tedious or dull.

Besides, how do you imagine sasguru ever reached a Management Grade? Hardly down to his social skills was it?
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