Originally posted by BA to the Stars
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Would you sleep with an agent?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMany a contractor's gone for a business meeting with him, accepted a cup of tea and then been found two days later stumbling incoherently round a Cambridge car park with lipstick marks on his arse and a Mrs T Spitting Image mask on his head.
Just you.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostNo.
Just you.Comment
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostProvided it's not DodgyLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostYou dont know what you are missing
Depends on the size of your margin I supposeWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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3 agents over the years would have definitely got it if it had been offered, they were trim, very well presented and had that fit girl in smart business attire thing going on.Comment
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It'll be sad if this is the way the market goes. It'll start out with someone offering a handjob in return for a juicy £500/day six monther and when they see there is money in it the offshoring giants will be offering all expenses paid orgies in eastern european capitals. The UK contractor will be ****ed. Literally.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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