Would you sleep with an agent?

[Old Greg]

Provided it's not Dodgy

Many a contractor's gone for a business meeting with him, accepted a cup of tea and then been found two days later stumbling incoherently round a Cambridge car park with lipstick marks on his arse and a Mrs T Spitting Image mask on his head.

[MarillionFan]

Many a contractor's gone for a business meeting with him, accepted a cup of tea and then been found two days later stumbling incoherently round a Cambridge car park with lipstick marks on his arse and a Mrs T Spitting Image mask on his head.

No.

Just you.

[Old Greg]

No.

Just you.

Well, we of course realise that in your case it was a Prince Philip mask and the spunk of a thousand deviants flowing down your thighs. Still, it's your money, so you do what you like with it.

[DodgyAgent]

Provided it's not Dodgy

You dont know what you are missing

[TestMangler]

You dont know what you are missing

Depends on the size of your margin I suppose

[lukemg]

3 agents over the years would have definitely got it if it had been offered, they were trim, very well presented and had that fit girl in smart business attire thing going on.

[doodab]

It'll be sad if this is the way the market goes. It'll start out with someone offering a handjob in return for a juicy £500/day six monther and when they see there is money in it the offshoring giants will be offering all expenses paid orgies in eastern european capitals. The UK contractor will be ****ed. Literally.