This Shami Chakrabarti woman...

[Mason Boyne]

She's got a pert bum though

Oi EO, that's her FACE!!!

[Mason Boyne]

Breaking News: most people who are able to do so talk some sense, but are sometimes a bit loopy. Given that the majority of people are loopy all the time, it is probable that the people who make sense some of the time are just good at concealing their inherent loopiness

That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the "We're Only Loopy-Sometimes" party. This will be re-broadcast on BBC2 at 9pm followed by a "Right to Reply" by the "We're **** 'tards all the time!" party.