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    #11
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    You've taken that too far

    Phone Mills & Boon, that's your Plan B sorted.



    slug love -

    male slug - Hi babe. what do you reckon ?
    female slug - I'm hot and wet

    male slug - oohhh, feel that slimey love-batter
    female slug - give it to me baby

    male slug <jumps on the back and thrusts his little slug hips>
    ave some baby

    female slug - eerrr, I cant actually feel anything


    male slug - well you got to get me hard. come on, talk about lady birds or Kate Middleton or something. or just suck my snot





    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #12
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post



      slug love -

      male slug - Hi babe. what do you reckon ?
      female slug - I'm hot and wet

      male slug - oohhh, feel that slimey love-batter
      female slug - give it to me baby

      male slug <jumps on the back and thrusts his little slug hips>
      ave some baby

      female slug - eerrr, I cant actually feel anything


      male slug - well you got to get me hard. come on, talk about lady birds or Kate Middleton or something. or just suck my snot





      I think slugs are hermaphrodite...

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        #13
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Is that you? Its how I imagine you (if that's not a bit stalkery - I'm not stalking you)
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #14
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          I think slugs are hermaphrodite...
          damn that educated woman
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            I think slugs are hermaphrodite...
            As you give, so shall you receive.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              damn that educated woman
              It was really good apart from that. Had me going.

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                #17
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                I think slugs are hermaphrodite...
                Who cares what nationality they are ?

                Don't spoil the plot !!
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  It was really good apart from that. Had me going.
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    This is an extremely funny post Doogie, well done.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      This is an extremely funny post Doogie, well done.
                      I think it's been photoshopped. No-one can be that ugly with just one head.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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