Suggestions for stupid things to put on a CV

[SimonMac]

Stick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.

[suityou01]

Stick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.

Has anyone got a CV (with photo) for Bob Shawadiwadi?

[doodab]

Stick a photo on the CV of a very famous and easily recognisable celebrity, bonus points if they are dead.

Jacko? Or Elvis?

[suityou01]

Jacko? Or Elvis?

Hancock.

[Mason Boyne]

Has anyone got a CV (with photo) for Bob Shawadiwadi?

Be careful, there's a Bob who used to send two copies of his CV for a job, identical save for the fact that one has his name and one has an anglo-saxon name. If the anglo-saxon candidate was invited for interview but the "Bob" wasn't then he'd try and sue the company...

[doodab]

Hancock.

Hans Solo

or

Hans Leuckno

[Spacecadet]

1971 : IBM : Developed a method for saving space by storing a shorter year number
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1998 - 2001 Owned and ran a hugely successful consultancy company "Y2KNoWay" advising companies and governments on how to mitigate against the Y2K bug
2001-2011: Fast cars, loose woman and a Yacht

[scooterscot]

OK big secret here. My direct clients call me sometime on the telephone despite the agent removing it from my word document.

But how? Scooter can by contacted on zero one two three four seventy seven eight nine eleven two. Works every time.

[doodab]

1971 : IBM : Developed a method for saving space by storing a shorter year number

that is going on there.

[suityou01]

OK big secret here. My direct clients call me sometime on the telephone despite the agent removing it from my word document.

But how? Scooter can by contacted on zero one two three four seventy seven eight nine eleven two. Works every time.

Is that a Bedford number?