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The problem with Women's Tennis

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    #11
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post


    Now that's what I'M talking about!!!
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Very nice indeed! Ahhhh makes me want to frolic in the park, playing tennis with a busty maiden

    Ughhh but that big breasted woman annoys me. She was nice before the op. How can someone do such a thing to their own body though? Always annoys me when women complain about big breasts. Who cares if you have backache, you have massive breasts. They should kiss the ground that nature favoured them so much.

    Its like a guy complaining of having a massive penis. Who cares if you have to re-arrange more or have difficulty finding pants or even finding a woman with enough 'capacity' for you. You've got a giant penis! It's better than owning a gun and a bottle of bourbon! I cant think of a single guy I know that would go to his mates "You know what guys, my penis is far too big, instead I want a smaller one than a midget chinese bloke". He would get turfed out of the pub and beaten up.






    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Agreed:
    That picture always makes me chuckle.

    Yes she's grotesque and more manly than I am, but the expression on her face is priceless. It looks as if she's pertrified of the ball, indeed scared of the whole game.

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      #12
      So that's what Craig Philips (Big Brother handyman) is up to these days.


      I hope no-one had any big bets on both Williams sisters getting knocked out on the same day in straight sets. The fraud squad will be kicking your back door in, after they've had their dinner.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #13
        Sabine Lisicki is quite pleasant too

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          #14
          Originally posted by Bunk View Post
          Sabine Lisicki is quite pleasant too
          Wow, she's prettier than a model!

          Ahhhh if only I was rich and good looking enough to meet a woman like that ....

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            #15
            Originally posted by wim121 View Post
            Wow, she's prettier than a model!

            Ahhhh if only I was rich and good looking enough to meet a woman like that ....
            Germany is full of them.
            While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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              #16
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              Germany is full of them.
              tis true - Continental crumpet always seems nicer than home grown - better educated, less vacuous, more svelte

              I wonder if it's because we are an Island race
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #17
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Germany is full of them.
                Ahhhh I should have guessed by the name sabine ....... Not my cup of tea .....

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                  #18
                  Still you've got to like tennis for the upskirts

                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    Still you've got to like tennis for the upskirts
                    Probably better than liking it for the balls.
                    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                      #20
                      I am not going to say Henin is somehow attractive but I think she has a certain something...

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