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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell, I'd rather not but if it came to a choice between chopping her up and her... I'd chop her up.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWCMS. She's a hippy idiot.Comment
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It would have made a great headline for the newspapers had Ms Stone been killed by the two swordsmen.... "Sword in the Stone"Comment
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Two men accused of plotting to harm and rob the singer Joss Stone at her Devon home have appeared in court.
Kevin Liverpool, 33, and Junior Bradshaw, 30, appeared before Exeter Magistrates' Court accused of conspiracy to commit grievous bodily harm and conspiracy to commit robbery.
The men, both from Manchester, were arrested after a suspicious vehicle was seen in the Cullompton area on Monday
You have to have some sympathy for someone who comes from Manchester with the surname Liverpool. Can't have been easy.
And as for Joss Stone.....................Yeah!!!!!!! I would. Then again, I'd hump a warm scarf sometimes!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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it wasn't a sword, it was the S word
they were using the S Word, the T word and a couple of F words
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The mash have it covered...
I followed police procedure whenever you get a report of a suspicious car and sure enough it was foreign with narrow headlights that kept darting from side to side.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostShe's taller and younger than you.Coffee's for closersComment
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On the day after they were caught the Metro said that police had recovered notes saying
"Kill Joss Stone, money in the safe"
"Find river to dump the body"
Firstly, how tulip were this pair. They documented the crime they were about to commit. Also, did they have Alzheimer’s or something? Why did they need to write themselves such pointless notes.
"tulip what are we doing in this woman’s house? What should we do now? Oh yes (uncrumples paper). Kill Joss and get the money from the safe"
Finally, why when you have a dead body in your car, do you then start to look for a river to dump it in? Surely find a suitable stretch of water when your time is not at as much of a premium as it might be when you are trundling around the countryside with a dead and leaking corpse of a pop start in your tiny Fiat!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by zeitghostI was nearly run over some years ago by a local miscreant who had the dying body of his gf in the boot of his car as he searched for somewhere to dump her.
She was dying because he'd hit her on the head with a lump hammer.
Scum bag hanged himself in gaol about 6 weeks before he was due to let out on license.
No consideration.
He could have done it 9 years earlier & saved the country a small fortune.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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