Feline thuggery

[Zippy]

If precision shooting isn't your thing, get one of these instead. Then you can chase the monster around the the neighbourhood until you get him.....

It might be chaeper to get a couple of young cats?

[Cliphead]

If precision shooting isn't your thing, get one of these instead. Then you can chase the monster around the the neighbourhood until you get him.....

No wonder the septics are always killing each other, I wouldn't want to be in that convoy

[portseven]

Open tin of sardines, with a load of Ajax mixed in.

Not that I have ever done such a thing.....

[TimberWolf]

* a catapult - buy some mint imperials as they dissolve in the rain etc. Again, you won't hit a cat (the slippery barstewards) but you will scare them enough to go elsewhere.

....works for me.

How about mint imperial shaped ice cubes? They dissolve faster and don't leave a residue.

[hyperD]

Only one way for it....

...making me hungry.



Beer roasted cat recipe

[MarillionFan]

You're right. Much better to be airborne.....

And the yanks always manage to miss the civilians. Takes a lot of practice that.