7 Years bad luck

[suityou01]

Churchy, you have an arselicker.

[MarillionFan]

There are other options, join the army, that will make a man out of him or he will become the gimp of the platoon.

I sort of have a Yosser Hughes type image in my head of Suityou (except soft as tulipe) wondering around Luton with his kids, unwashed following dutifully and watching his every move.

'Gizza a job. Fix 'puters I could do that. Lands end - John O groats, gizzus a go, I could do that, garden shed, gizzus a hammer, I could do that' :

Look and learn kids. Look and learn.

[suityou01]

I sort of have a Yosser Hughes type image in my head of Suityou (except soft as tulipe) wondering around Luton with his kids, unwashed following dutifully and watching his every move.

'Gizza a job. Fix 'puters I could do that. Lands end - John O groats, gizzus a go, I could do that, garden shed, gizzus a hammer, I could do that' :

Look and learn kids. Look and learn.

And I have this image of you

[SimonMac]

Churchy, you have an arselicker.

Mine enemy's enemy is my friend

[MarillionFan]

And I have this image of you

Actually. That's about spot on.

[SimonMac]

There are other options, join the army, that will make a man out of him or he will become the gimp of the platoon.

Some of the inbred scroats (not that I am classing SY04 in the category) I wouldn't trust with a custard trifle let alone with a loaded rifle!

[TestMangler]

We're mates right? Bestest buddies? In fact, you could say 'practically family'?

Drop me your address SY, I'll get someone to drive up and bring you a mirror. They may stay a while.

Jeez MF. Put some cans of Special Brew or Tennants Super Lager on the pavement outside. When they go for it, lock all your doors and hide behind the sofa(*)


















(*) Disclaimer - This may not work if they come from certain 'schemes' in Glasgow. They may sacrifice one full can to put a window in to gain access

[MarillionFan]

Jeez MF. Put some cans of Special Brew or Tennants Super Lager on the pavement outside. When they go for it, lock all your doors and hide behind the sofa(*)


(*) Disclaimer - This may not work if they come from certain 'schemes' in Glasgow. They may sacrifice one full can to put a window in to gain access

They don't drink. One is a social worker who works in 'The Scheme', the other is just fookin wet(one beer is enough for me). He's a religious type who likes Rangers and doesn't like the pub.

I mean. Me. ME! With a relgious tee-totaller and a social worker in the house! This is some kind of sick joke.

[Churchill]

Churchy, you have an arselicker.

Yours for a fiver, in slightly used condition.

[TestMangler]

They don't drink. One is a social worker who works in 'The Scheme', the other is just fookin wet(one beer is enough for me). He's a religious type who likes Rangers and doesn't like the pub.

I mean. Me. ME! With a relgious tee-totaller and a social worker in the house! This is some kind of sick joke.

Well, at least they're not pissed up and puking/pissing in wardrobes etc. How bad can it be ? (With the obvious exception of the Rangers fan. No one should have to put up with THAT in their house).