Chain Gastro Pubs

[Sysman]

Why, it shouldn't take a minute to microwave a plate of chips ?

Good question, wrong staff.

[shaunbhoy]

Oor local is a Hungry Horse. Missus and I often go up there for their "Early Bird" specials.

And do you wear your matching tracksuits too??

[Jeff Maginty]

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[SueEllen]

Why, it shouldn't take a minute to microwave a plate of chips ?

It doesn't.

It takes 3 minutes to fry them in the deep fat fryer.

(Well it did when I did carp jobs like that.)

[SueEllen]

I'd have thought "Chain Gastro Pubs" was a contradiction in terms!

You can brand anything.

[Spacecadet]

I'd have thought "Chain Gastro Pubs" was a contradiction in terms!

That was my fracking point

[EternalOptimist]

You can brand anything.

thats true.
I got my bum branded one sunday morning when I was five.
by a toasting tray, by my brother.

it hurt like heck, but that was nothing compared to having to pull down me kecks, and bending over so all me aunties could examine the big red line across me bum cheeks.

and please , dont call me 'hot cross bum', because that evokes memories that does

[Old Greg]

That was my fracking point

But surely the point is that it's a contradiction in terms.