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Which programming language should I learn?
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How much?Originally posted by Cliphead View PostI make a sh1t load of money NOT being a programmer.Comment
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Enough to purchase a small fleet of aeroplanes, buy a couple of houses, fully equip a recording studio, indulge in any retail whim that takes my fancy, keep the current Mrs happy.Originally posted by AtW View PostHow much?
I'll probably squander the rest.Comment
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You are MarillionFan and I claim my 5 cheap sledges.Originally posted by Cliphead View PostEnough to purchase a small fleet of aeroplanes, buy a couple of houses, fully equip a recording studio, indulge in any retail whim that takes my fancy, keep the current Mrs happy. I'll probably squander the rest.Comment
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I can indulge in a DP fantasy if I want.Originally posted by AtW View PostYou are MarillionFan and I claim my 5 cheap sledges.
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DimPrawn fantasy
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You should because his are far more realistic than yours:Originally posted by Cliphead View PostI can indulge in a DP fantasy if I want.
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DimPrawn fantasy
Source: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1372437Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOkay, I'm trapped in the lift with MP, Zippy and CM. It's a very hot summers day they begin to strip off, very slowly....

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Hey, I'm a beginner with one months experience of C#, you getting worried?Originally posted by AtW View PostYou should because his are far more realistic than yours:
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No, next!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostHey, I'm a beginner with one months experience of C#, you getting worried?Comment
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So why the questions? Fabric of your wee fantasy coming apart?Originally posted by AtW View PostNo, next!Comment
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