The Official CUK Remorse Thread

[SimonMac]

Don't worry, I am not in the slightest bit offended that you called me a big, fat, hairy arsed, leather clad homosexual who enjoys the sport of teabagging, I've been called worse by my ex anyway!

[TestMangler]

I've been called worse by my ex anyway!

He must've been a right bastard

[SimonMac]

He must've been a right bastard

He was always a kind and gentle lover (My ex, not RC)

[EternalOptimist]

That's alright. I'm not the least offended you started a "CUKers we dislike" thread about me. Given yesterday was the first time I'd logged in for ages, it didn't take me long to get up your nose!

(I should have explained: you called yourself a bear and I jumped to the obvious conclusion that you're another string-vest and high-heels wearing trucker like Cailin Maith.)

I suppose its a bad time to mention the dog and your wifes rug ?

[suityou01]

That's alright. I'm not the least offended you started a "CUKers we dislike" thread about me. Given yesterday was the first time I'd logged in for ages, it didn't take me long to get up your nose!

(I should have explained: you called yourself a bear and I jumped to the obvious conclusion that you're another string-vest and high-heels wearing trucker like Cailin Maith.)

Ah the sockie master

Just go back to posting as AtW, MF, Wodewick, TykeMerc, Russell (oh no he's still banned isn't he).

You big gay bear you.

[Wodewick]

Ah the sockie master

Just go back to posting as AtW, MF, Wodewick, TykeMerc, Russell (oh no he's still banned isn't he).

You big gay bear you.

Oi Tuliphead! He may or may not be any of the others, possible Gricy as well.

But he ain't me!

[suityou01]

Oi Tuliphead! He may or may not be any of the others, possible Gricy as well.

But he ain't me!

:reeling-them-in-smiley:

Ah ok, thanks.

[Wodewick]

:reeling-them-in-smiley:

Ah ok, thanks.

HTH

[Old Greg]

I suppose its a bad time to mention the dog and your wifes rug ?

It's never a great time to tell a man his wife is bald. I'd leave the dog well out of it for now.

[RichardCranium]

Ooh, I do feel ill. I wonder if it is anything to do with this empty bag of mixed fruit dated "19 MAR 2011". The Barolot was alright, but the Cabernet Sauvignon Chateau Acide de Batterie wiped out any taste buds I had. I feel I need to go to the loo again, but I've nothing left to give.

I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.