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    #11
    Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
    Have I got this straight then. In modern day Britain people wander around in their pyjamas.

    Yep. Saw one such lovely on the way to the corner shop dressed that way on Sunday.

    At least CM puts on her chavoflage before heading out at the weekend.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
      Have I got this straight then. In modern day Britain people wander around in their pyjamas.

      When you put it like that it sounds quite pleasant.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #13
        I saw a couple wondering around the Tesco Metro at the local Esso, smirking to each other. It was about 6pm and they way they were acting indicated that they'd probably stayed in bed shagging all day. I assumed that they had driven in. I was surprised to see them get on push bikes before heading off into the distance.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I saw a couple wondering around the Tesco Metro at the local Esso, smirking to each other. It was about 6pm and they way they were acting indicated that they'd probably stayed in bed shagging all day. I assumed that they had driven in. I was surprised to see them get on push bikes before heading off into the distance.
          No dark patches?

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            #15
            I've been to Macdonalds in my pyjamas but in my defense
            a. I drove
            b. I used the drive through
            Coffee's for closers

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              #16
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              I've been to Macdonalds in my pyjamas but in my defense
              a. I drove
              b. I used the drive through
              Three chav events in one. Well done.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
                I've been to Macdonalds in my pyjamas but in my defense
                a. I drove
                b. I used the drive through
                Well yeah, I've done that numerous times. As CM says, if you don't get out of the car, it doesn't count.

                I once drove my ex and his friends to a gig a few miles away, while wrapped in a towel, with another towel on my head.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Well yeah, I've done that numerous times. As CM says, if you don't get out of the car, it doesn't count.

                  I once drove my ex and his friends to a gig a few miles away, while wrapped in a towel, with another towel on my head.
                  I hope you shaved since then?

                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I hope you shaved since then?

                    You're not far off the mark there chuck
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      If you were to swap Pj's to raincoat, belt and patent leather high heels it's just as lazy but somehow much more acceptable.
                      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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