Do you mind awfully if I bend you over that desk and take you from behind?

[MarillionFan]

Slap her on the arse, drop your kecks and say "Jump on, it won't suck itself"

or just sit there and mentally play through all the scenarios until you go home and knock one out alone

If only I had a coconut I needed opening.

Creamy, white milk running down he.

gahhhhhhhhh.

[russell]

If only I had a coconut I needed opening.

Creamy, white milk running down he.

gahhhhhhhhh.

I knew it!

[TimberWolf]

Excuse me, may I push your stool in?

[ChrisPackit]

Pics !!!!!

Top Tip: If you pretend you are walking past on your phone whilst engaged in a hypothetical conversation, while really you have your camera open and your finger on the button (whilst in Silent mode might add) - I find that method best. Though APPARENTLY, the judge says it's sexual harrassment...

[EternalOptimist]

Pics !!!!!

Top Tip: If you pretend you are walking past on your phone whilst engaged in a hypothetical conversation, while really you have your camera open and your finger on the button (whilst in Silent mode might add) - I find that method best. Though APPARENTLY, the judge says it's sexual harrassment...

get a plug with a ten foot cable , get on your back and wriggle under the desk 'looking for a socket'
whilst saying to yourself, 'heavens above'

[ChrisPackit]

get a plug with a ten foot cable , get on your back and wriggle under the desk 'looking for a socket'
whilst saying to yourself, 'heavens above'

I thought that was the reason I replaced you at Barclays all those years ago