Why are you not watching the Royal wedding?

[Freamon]

Too busy checking this out.

[doodab]

I just put "A minge fit for a king" into google and the top link is not quite what I was expecting.

My dog licks my pussy. | Is It Normal? | http://isitnormal.com

[Clippy]

I just put "A minge fit for a king" into google and the top link is not quite what I was expecting.

My dog licks my pussy. | Is It Normal? | http://isitnormal.com

[TimberWolf]

Too busy checking this out.

I'd take her up the aisle.

[AtW]

I'd take her up the aisle.

You need to be a future king for that ...

[TimberWolf]

Too busy checking this out.

Type "Kate Middleton" into Google and check out the second suggested entry. Seems you are not alone

[TimberWolf]

Check out the silly hat contest. I'm sure those hats must have seemed a good idea in the hat shop after a few gins.

Here's one example perched on a posh head:

[OwlHoot]

Anyway the wedding does not really interest me, it is the steady downward spiral of the failed relationship that should be quite entertaining.

She will be throwing up after dinner tonight and cuttting herself in a matter of months.

You sad, sad bitter little man.

Anyway it doesn't seem very likely, as they've been together for ten years already.

[norrahe]

You sad, sad bitter little man.

Anyway it doesn't seem very likely, as they've been together for ten years already.

In that case she's been throwing up for years, but not sure about the cutting though.

[mudskipper]

This man brought along his own crown jewels.