Last day as a contractor

[Zippy]

Well, I hid it slightly cos it might give away current permieco but basically I/we had to read endless bollocks about bollocks about a call logging system that sounds like arse and cos you did that and did a mahoosive online test at the end that took your whole day.

Of course nobody helped you with when u shouted the questions out to those who'd done it already, so it's bollocks anyway.

At the end I got a 'team driving licence' cos I passed and was therefore part of a 'team'.

Uber-bollocks or what? 91.66667% I got - woot, beat that VectraMan!

I think I might have worked there (as a contractor, thankfully). It does sound familiar ...

[norrahe]

We have lost another to the dark side, the force is weak with this one.

[Clippy]

We have lost another to the dark side, the force is weak with this one.

I find his lack of faith (in contracting) disturbing.

[TykeMerc]

Your new CUK login, Wilmslow 2, is ready and waiting.

Password is: blueskythinking

Ohhhhh, that's just nasty!

[teclo]

WTF is a team driving licence?

Glad I wasn't the only one that thought wtf is that? Sounds like useless poncy touchy-feely busywork if you ask me.

Bad enough that office wide meetings here also include contractors

[Pogle]

Oh you poor thing VM - comm'ere

Now don't be a stranger ok?