What is this country coming to ?

[The Lone Gunman]

So let's summarize:

This guy has got 2 women young enough to be his daughters to sleep with him AND agree that he can sleep with either of them. And he's got the biggest house in wherever. That is sheer talent.

Not forgetting rent/mortgage free and a 50K after tax income to boot.

[Sputnik]

I'll wager good money that not all the kids came out of the 2 "wives". But I take your point re: not touching the sides. Perhaps he's using the tradesmen's entrance

Probably correct. It was in The Times, i can't find it online and oh look, it's 17.05 so thats me done. Off home to the one wife, with no kids and a really tight........

[sasguru]

Not forgetting rent/mortgage free and a 50K after tax income to boot.

Anf don't forget we've established that he's allowed to use the tradesmen's entrance(s).

Make the guy Prime Minister.

[Bagpuss]

To answer the original question I'd say the country is mainly cumming to Barry White.

[Lucifer Box]

You'll Love This

What Mr Philpott has to say about it all...

The council points out that Mr Philpott and his brood already occupy the biggest house it currently has available, but that cuts little ice with Mr Philpott, who is on benefits. He blames the council for his overcrowding problem and says its failure to allocate him a bigger home is clear proof that Britain is going to the dogs.

"I used to love my country but I'm just sick of it now. I'm really ashamed of what's happening. I think this country is going down the pan."

[eternalnomad]

Poor fella - the fact the council are not prepared to build him a specially designed house for his brood must breach his human rights.

You wait till Cherie finds out about this.

And you lazy barsteward tax payers - you are all being so selfish not providing fully for Mr Pisspott needs

[The Master]

It's Only Fair

Eternalnomad is right. What gives us evil, middle class, tax dodging, earning scum the right to criticise the Pisspot family. There's 17 of them and they need that level of benefit money. I mean, just look at their daily food bill...

Breakfast: 17 x Bacon and Egg McMuffin Meals @ £1.99 = £33.83
Lunch: 4 x KFC Megabucket Family Meals @ £12.99 = £51.96
Dinner: 17 x Whopper Meals @ £3.49 = £59.33

That's £145.12 per day on food alone, a whopping £52,968.80 per year - and that's without even any Sunny D to wash it down with!

We should hang our heads in shame at not doing more to support this needy family.

[DimPrawn]

This is the Daily Mail and I claim my £5.

[eternalnomad]

This is the Daily Mail and I claim my £5.

Also on the BBC website. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/d...re/4809982.stm)

Notice the 'compulsory' England football top that seems to be the official uniform for chavs on my local council estates also.

[The Lone Gunman]

Hypothesis: He is angling for the council to build him a seven bedroom property which will not be possible on a council estate. He will then enforce his right to buy and will get it for peanuts. He will then sell it at a massive profit. At the same time as having a miraculous recovery and starting his own business again.