Tonights Wilmslow Post

**russell** · 20 April 2011, 08:45

Something to tell the grand kids.

**Mich the Tester** · 20 April 2011, 09:36

Originally posted by Clippy View Post

Fail - you forgot to work one of the following into the story:

A car
Neighbour(s) from hell
Object of ~~stalking~~ affection
The police

Les Mills classes
Aerobics instructors
Bad knee

**MaryPoppins** · 20 April 2011, 09:54

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

If I could I would but I couldn't so I didn't

I see.

Did you try holding your nose and puffing up your mouth?

**Spacecadet** · 20 April 2011, 09:58

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I see.

Did you try holding your nose and puffing up your mouth?

All that did was to make me feel dizzy

**MaryPoppins** · 20 April 2011, 13:40

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

All that did was to make me feel dizzy

You're clearly doing it wrong

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