Tonights Wilmslow Post

[russell]

Something to tell the grand kids.

[Mich the Tester]

Fail - you forgot to work one of the following into the story:

A car
Neighbour(s) from hell
Object of stalking affection
The police

Les Mills classes
Aerobics instructors
Bad knee

[MaryPoppins]

If I could I would but I couldn't so I didn't

I see.

Did you try holding your nose and puffing up your mouth?

[Spacecadet]

I see.

Did you try holding your nose and puffing up your mouth?

All that did was to make me feel dizzy

[MaryPoppins]

All that did was to make me feel dizzy

You're clearly doing it wrong