What to do? Playing with innocent people.

[Mich the Tester]

Inform them that he has been fired for fiddling his expenses. He was supposed to be at a management conferance in Slough.

You think this would upset him?

[ThomasSoerensen]

You think this would upset him?

If we ask the hotel manager to inform the employee that he is fired, his plane ticket home cancelled and that the Kenyan police is going to arrest him if he does not pay his hotel bill himself, then he might be slightly miffed.

[Clippy]

Tell them that he is a wanted international fugitive who is on the FBI's most wanted list and that they should contact the Feds ASAP.

[TestMangler]

Tell him he can have the 48 MILLION DOLLARS from your Nigerian bank account, if he just sends the $500 clearance fee to the 'barrister at the clearing bank' via western union.