Originally posted by Sysman
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Broken lavatory seats.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAnd what, precisely, is Mr Bottom-Right trying to do?
As a former colleague reported after taking double the normal dose of Viagra.Last edited by Sysman; 12 April 2011, 13:19.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostAh.
This was "a friend" so afflicted was it?
That's what they all say.
I carefully left out the incident at college...
I remember "my mate" cursing that the showers were the fixed head variety...Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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The young lady who had caused the situation was from Essex, if that helps.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Back in ancient history I had a spell working at an assembly factory in a small town in Derbyshire. No migrant workers, no Bobs, not even any Celtic cousins. All locals.
But someone still went around smashing toilet seats.
At the time I assumed it was Derbyshire folk who couldn't cope with the toilet seat.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWhite shoes?
She was a front runner for the shortest miniskirt on campus. This was a girl I was not going to introduce to my parents.
Most female students wore jeans in them days.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostThis was a girl I was not going to introduce to my parents.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostA nice gentleman is changing said lavatory seat at the moment.
He's as unimpressed by the rate of breakage as I am.
I shan't share his views on the miscreants.
some come here to chunder
some come here to vandalise
and break the seats asunder
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