The Masters: A Preview

[Churchill]

Don't eat yellow snow

Just so long as my horse beats yours this year!

[cailin maith]

Didn't know he was running; what are his odds?

Not good.

Just so long as my horse beats yours this year!

[Mich the Tester]

Just so long as my horse beats yours this year!

Is that a euphemism for a gay sex act? A bit like smacking the pony for oversized people?

[fckvwls]

Men in green jackets, the burgeoning banks of purple azaleas lining the fairways, the occasional utterance of "in the hawwll!" in a heavy southern drawl ; it can mean but one thing. The Masters. That harbinger of a summer of golfing manna is with us yet again.

I fully expect the man in black to put up a robust defence of his title this year. I at least predict he will finish higher up the leader board than Woods. Not sure if the Mollinari brothers received invitations but I'm expecting big things from them this summer as I am from Peter Oosterhuis.

I think 2011 will see the first British major winner since Paul Laurie emerged from the carnage of Carnoustie in 99 and that man, I predict, will be Lee Westwood.

Anyone else going to be glued to their sets this weekend?

If Paul Casey grows a pair he will win plenty of majors. I expect him to finish in the top 5.
I think the winner will be Martin Kaymer with Bubba Watson and Hunter Mahan going close.

Woods and Mickelson in the top 10 but wont ever really threaten.

[DimPrawn]

the occasional utterance of "in the hawwll!" in a heavy southern drawl ; it can mean but one thing

Your septic cousin is staying with you?

[gricerboy]

Your septic cousin is staying with you?

lol, what goes on behind my net curtains is ,and will continue to be, a matter of pure conjecture DP.

[FiveTimes]

Any tips?

I'm going for BackStage.

[Doggy Styles]

Action? Golf?

Admittedly the naunces, the skills and the unfolding drama of a top golf tournament would, much like test cricket and world series baseball, be lost on those with short attention spans. For them we have Premiership football, Olympic 100 metre finals, and the World Wrestling Federation. There's something for everybody.

[Churchill]

I'm going for BackStage.

Ohhhh, has it got 4 legs?

[Mich the Tester]

Ohhhh, has it got 4 legs?

Does that help for playing golf?