Perhaps pick a few bogeys of your own, put them in a little matchbox, wrap it in gift paper with a little ribbon and leave it on his desk.
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Easy, efficient and straightforward; not the way of modern corporate life.Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat's wrong with...
"Stop picking your nose while I'm talking to you!"And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it....Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostPerhaps pick a few bogeys of your own, put them in a little matchbox, wrap it in gift paper with a little ribbon and leave it on his desk.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Because I'm a cop outOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWhat's wrong with...
"Stop picking your nose while I'm talking to you!"
I think I'll just avoid them as much as possible.
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