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You've put those criteria to exclude Suityou haven't you. You know of his problem and he's not allowed sharp objects. Tut tut.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostOnly if you're potty trained and bring your own sandwiches.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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There are more members of CUK than just Suity who need rubber sheets and plastic cutlery. To be honest though, I'd hoped to exclude any of you lot from wanting to come on holiday with me.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou've put those criteria to exclude Suityou haven't you. You know of his problem and he's not allowed sharp objects. Tut tut.Comment
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As we have a few could be serial killers on the board you may have to try harder.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostThere are more members of CUK than just Suity who need rubber sheets and plastic cutlery. To be honest though, I'd hoped to exclude any of you lot from wanting to come on holiday with me.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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