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Contractors can make a difference - red nose day
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You get a free ready Brek glow if you can.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Sound advice for you SY
1) Wake Up
2) Smell the Coffee
As if these poor unfortunates do not have enough on their plate, the prospect of a podgy pretentious Bodger tripping up with an angle-grinder and a box of Kleenex is surely too much for them to bear.
If you want to feel better about yourself, join your neighbourhood watch!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Let us know how you get on. Perhaps you could cycle there on a sponsored unicycle, with a laptop strapped to the front so you can keep working at 500% on all the simultaneous projects, whilst posting 100 threads a day here, with a bowl of spaghetti on your lap.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEO Please F/O seriously.
The LE-JOG thing is in progress. I am registered to do two London - Brightons this year. The big ride will follow on I'm sure. One step at a time.
I tell you what, if no one on here responds, I will do it myself. Seriously.
Thanks for you valued contribution.
You've knocked Wilmslooow off the perch as most ridiculed poster. Well done.
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Where does SuitYou get preposterous ideas like this ?
( oh wait I should not hit on SuitYou or else I will get seriously told off )Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Son, I personally do not give a flying **** what you think and if I were in the same room as you, you would not walk out of there.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLet us know how you get on. Perhaps you could cycle there on a sponsored unicycle, with a laptop strapped to the front so you can keep working at 500% on all the simultaneous projects, whilst posting 100 threads a day here, with a bowl of spaghetti on your lap.
You've knocked Wilmslooow off the perch as most ridiculed poster. Well done.

I'll let you know how I get on.
Very telling how few on here would step up. A measure of the human race I guess.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Hey, it's a noble idea and not the first time I've heard it mentioned. I personally think it's a bit impractical but no harm in exploring possibilities.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLet us know how you get on. Perhaps you could cycle there on a sponsored unicycle, with a laptop strapped to the front so you can keep working at 500% on all the simultaneous projects, whilst posting 100 threads a day here, with a bowl of spaghetti on your lap.
You've knocked Wilmslooow off the perch as most ridiculed poster. Well done.

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WSS. A friend of mine (a teacher) went to Guyana on VSO. Over a period of 4 years, she introduced a new literacy programme - moving from a single school to a district then regional level, teaching teachers to teach teachers. She has single handedly made a phenomenal difference to the future of Guyanese education . I am in awe of her.Originally posted by norrahe View PostComment
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I'm going to the moon, dig up all the diamonds, bring them back, sell them and solve world poverty.
So there.Comment
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I actually find your actions on this thread exceptionally self centered. As much as I like to have a wind up, it doesOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostThanks for your post.
I know folks who have done the same and it works. You build relationships too.
I had hoped to garner support on here. Wrong forum I guess.
worry me that you think it acceptable
to throw your toys out of the pram because noone is taking you seriously but more importantly you feel you need to make an such an issue of it that the concept of doing something is not about the act but about YOU!
Poor show. If I thought you had any backbone whatsoever Id do LE JOG with you but I would have to reserve the right to give you a bloody good slap the 1st time you throw a hissy fit.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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You have been off the meds again.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSon, I personally do not give a flying **** what you think and if I were in the same room as you, you would not walk out of there.
I'll let you know how I get on.
Very telling how few on here would step up. A measure of the human race I guess.Comment
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