New Girl

[Churchill]

Perv with a penchant for mentalists?

[MaryPoppins]

Our boy always parts with "Have a good one". Day / evening / weekend / lunchbreak / toilet break / visit to gynaecologist / granny's funeral...

This woman does a sort of 'boo hoo' face when you announce you're off for the day. Like she can't bear for the fun of work to be over.

[Churchill]

This woman does a sort of 'boo hoo' face when you announce you're off for the day. Like she can't bear for the fun of work to be over.

Sounds to me like you're jealous because you're no longer the "new girl".

[doodab]

What about fancying a grown woman with pigtails?

That means you are a normal heterosexual man. Or a normal homosexual woman, depending on what you have between your legs.

[MarillionFan]

Funny you should say that, I often get wished a schönen Tag or schönen Abend in German shops, but it actually seems sincere. I've come to like it.

Having a shop means that you have to be nice and cheerful to people all day. Lots of saying Good Morning, Good Afternoon, May I help you today.

It's actually taught me how to employ much softer skills with people. At clientco there's a director from Yorkshire so odious, so blunt and aggressive that noone wants to deal with him or can get him to do anything. I find him easy to deal with.

Being nice to people all day does take it's toll though.

[doodab]

Being nice to people all day does take it's toll though.

Hence my chosen career

[Pogle]

This woman does a sort of 'boo hoo' face when you announce you're off for the day. Like she can't bear for the fun of work to be over.

Oh Christ punch her in the face for me would you?

[Pogle]

Having a shop means that you have to be nice and cheerful to people all day. Lots of saying Good Morning, Good Afternoon, May I help you today.

It's actually taught me how to employ much softer skills with people. At clientco there's a director from Yorkshire so odious, so blunt and aggressive that noone wants to deal with him or can get him to do anything. I find him easy to deal with.

Being nice to people all day does take it's toll though.

Nothing to do with you keeping him tied up in your car boot, then?

[doodab]

This woman does a sort of 'boo hoo' face when you announce you're off for the day. Like she can't bear for the fun of work to be over.

There are a couple of approaches you could take here.

a) Ask her if she would like to come and play in your dungeon.
b) Keep trying to set her up with the saddest, loneliest, freakiest freaks you can find.
c) Hack into her email and use it to forward pictures of funny shaped turds and penises to the whole company.

One of them has to work.

[Churchill]

That means you are a normal heterosexual man. Or a normal homosexual woman, depending on what you have between your legs.

Thank <insert Deity> for that.