Well that clears that one up...

[Churchill]

The squirrel would have felt the vibrations of a dopey great lab bounding towards him, and been off in a flash long before the mutt reached him

(unless possibly it was _very_ unwell with some squirrel malady and practically dead anyway)

Or the original tale was complete bollocks?

[Old Greg]

Or the original tale was complete bollocks?

Come to think of it, not even the worst **** would call his dog 'Digby'. Nice one, OP!

[PrinceNamor]

Come to think of it, not even the worst **** would call his dog 'Digby'. Nice one, OP!

Stop swapping spit now boys you smug w*nkers. You are two truly sad little tossers.

Yes, it must be a lie and the notion of a dog catching a squirell is just so fantasical that I must have made it up.

YouTube - My dog catches a squirrel


YouTube - bulldog caught squirrel