I got into it at school, after realising that while playing wrong notes in classical music is very much frowned upon, in jazz it just makes it sound slightly cleverer.
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My point exactlyOriginally posted by thunderlizard View PostI got into it at school, after realising that while playing wrong notes in classical music is very much frowned upon, in jazz it just makes it sound slightly cleverer.
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Jazz is for people that never learned an instrument and wanted desperately to understand music and for people who learned an instrument that never understood music.Comment
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Being too pissed to remember in which order the notes are played does not a jazz musician make!Originally posted by Cliphead View PostCan't stand it meself but made a few quid playing it.
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skatt at a ba ba, be bop showoudle, beeeeeeeereeeing da wa shoggule da be bop do wougle.Originally posted by Churchill View PostBeing too pissed to remember in which order the notes are played does not a jazz musician make!
You do not have to even remember any words or notes to do jazz.Comment
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I was hoping this was about p0rn using CUK's special code words.
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